Attn: Tard that honked coming off the freeway.

We were at a red light. Yeah, sure, it was exceptionally long, but we were all aware of the red light except for YOU. Besides, where would you be going in such at hurry at 2pm?

Attn: Motorcycle cops:

Why are there so many of you out with radar guns now? In the past two days I've seen more of you guys than in the past month.

Attn: Downtown:

WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN CONFUSING?!?! I was lost for half an hour trying to find my way back to the freeway going west -.-

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