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ArchangelX
03-01-2006, 10:28 AM
Ahem...I got this from another forum, so don't go thinking crazy thoughts, now. :wtf:

http://gaylife.about.com/od/gayproductreviews/tp/gaycars.htm

1) Best Car for the Gay Professional
2006 BMW 5 Series Sedan

2) Best Car for the New Gay Family
2006 Saab 9-5 Wagon

3) Best Dragwagon
2006 Kia Sorento

4) Most Likely Down Low Cruiser
2006 Chevrolet Impala

5) Best Twinkmobile
2006 Mini Cooper

6) Best Ride for the Trendy Gay Man
2006 Honda Element

7) Best Ride for the Trendy Gay Man (Urban)
2006 Chrysler 300C

8) Best Retail Queen Carriage
2006 Pontiac G6

9) Best Lesbian Moving Van
2006 Subaru Outback

10) Queerest Car
2006 Ford Focus

shimos
03-01-2006, 10:39 AM
I disagree. I don't think the 300C or the BMW 5 series are "gay" vehicles. I think the creator of this list threw those in just to be a hater. I am suprised though that the Mazda Miata is not on that list.

I think the most accurate vehicle on the list is that Subaru Outback. I've only seen man-ish women driving that thing around; or that other Subaru that's kind of a car / truck combo.

dkmini
03-01-2006, 10:56 AM
OK, the first question is..........WTH is ArchangelX doing at gaylife.about.com? :gay:

I had to redeem my MINI (ArchangelX don't make me come over there and :gayfight:), though I do admit it is a chick's car, so I did a search and found these (only searching to rebut Mike's post) :



[URL=]http://www.cartalk.com/content/features/Gay-Lesbian/gay-guy1.html (]http://www.cartalk.com/content/features/Gay-Lesbian/gay-chick1.html[/URL) Shimos - in this list the Miata is #5.

ArchangelX
03-01-2006, 11:04 AM
HEY! Read the disclaimer! :furious:

:laugh1:

avery
03-01-2006, 11:17 AM
I am suprised though that the Mazda Miata is not on that list.

That's because the Miata is Girlie not Gay:disturbed:

corytomo
03-01-2006, 11:17 AM
Lol my gay professional friend has a BMW 5 series... it figures.

Awww why are Miata's gay?
oh wait.. nevermind..
well, turbo miatas with roll bars are NOT gay! :headbang2:

corytomo
03-01-2006, 11:18 AM
That's because the Miata is Girlie not Gay:disturbed:

And any Miata with a roll bar is not even Girlie anymore! :clap:

ArchangelX
03-01-2006, 11:21 AM
If you've got a rainbow sticker on the back of the miata...then it's gay. If you've got a roll bar, you just know your cars. :gapteeth:

You wouldn't believe how many people have called my RX-7 a miata. :faint:

corytomo
03-01-2006, 11:29 AM
lol!
you actually wouldn't believe how many people told me I have a nice S2000..:laugh1:

Devil Boy
03-01-2006, 12:37 PM
I thought I was gonna get lucky with those lists...

Then I saw the Chevy S-10 is #10 on the Lesbian List!!

"Rugged, functional, and affordable. Tough enough for a lesbian." haha

dkmini
03-01-2006, 01:02 PM
HEY! Read the disclaimer! :furious:

:laugh1:

Hahahaha, I read it, I just wanted a chance to use those two smilies.

ArchangelX
03-01-2006, 01:57 PM
:op: You stinker. :D

kilikopela
03-01-2006, 03:32 PM
lipstick lesbians are cool. I love watching them. butchies? they're the bloodline lesbians - f0cking scary!

Acura Legends are gay skyline wannabe cars.

corytomo
03-01-2006, 05:30 PM
I thought I was gonna get lucky with those lists...

Then I saw the Chevy S-10 is #10 on the Lesbian List!!

"Rugged, functional, and affordable. Tough enough for a lesbian." haha

Can't you picture a big lady with a mullet, getting out of an S-10 in texas? :disturbed:

tomei>matt
03-01-2006, 10:34 PM
damn wheres the gay track car aka the WRX... kiddin

Devil Boy
03-02-2006, 09:35 AM
Can't you picture a big lady with a mullet, getting out of an S-10 in texas?
Aww come on now, you're making me feel dirty!!

gofaster
03-02-2006, 02:27 PM
So what are the top 10 gay car clubs? :gayfight:

OniMuteki
03-03-2006, 11:52 AM
you wont belive how many people tell me i got a nice 240........sorry.