View Full Version : Guys CAN'T be prostitutes?
Yoherz
11-17-2007, 12:08 PM
Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
I found this when I was looking up the paragraph against gay marriage to see if it could be taken out of context, and found this.
Apparently only guys can't be prostitues. It doesn't say "male and female prostitues" or even just "prostitues." Only male prostitues.
Is it just me or does anyone else find this weird?
idiosyncratic
11-17-2007, 12:11 PM
man... :mecry: that is so sad...
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i wanna make lotsa $ too. why only the girls have fun & get paid?!!! j/k j/k
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i think I read that there was a place that tried that once... male prostitutes... place didn't fare well (went out of business)... ladies kept asking for a refund... saying that they were not satisfied. :wtf: :eek9:
Yoherz
11-17-2007, 12:14 PM
Lmfao. Nice.
Though, I guess their guys weren't as experienced as I am. ;)
idiosyncratic
11-17-2007, 12:15 PM
yeah... i was thinking :wtf: what da heck was wrong with those guys?!!!
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or the ladies were ugly... :eek4: :eek3: :eek9:
Yoherz
11-17-2007, 12:18 PM
I guess God got mad at them and made them inexperienced and sent them ugly chicks so it would fail. XD
kombi731
11-17-2007, 12:32 PM
I've came out ahead $ wise after a night at the bar. and no gay stuff either
you're not a man whore if you consider things a gift.
Yoherz
11-17-2007, 01:12 PM
Yeah, good point. It's all about perspective.
Kreggae
11-17-2007, 01:25 PM
i think I read that there was a place that tried that once... male prostitutes... place didn't fare well (went out of business)... ladies kept asking for a refund... saying that they were not satisfied. :wtf: :eek9:
Yeah, I got fired from there.
Yoherz
11-17-2007, 01:26 PM
:gost:
Damn. Right when I was about to apply, too.
NasTee
11-17-2007, 06:45 PM
I'd have a lot of unsatisfied customers.....
ChroniC588
11-17-2007, 06:53 PM
http://getout.amarillo.com/images/reviews/081905/main_bigolo.jpg
take a lesson from him.
why are you quoting a piece of fiction?
Yoherz
11-17-2007, 08:33 PM
Innocent until proven guilty.
Until it's proven fiction, it's real.
Though, I agree. I figure it's more likely just a long story that developed over time.
ikeyballz
11-18-2007, 02:38 AM
which translation is that? its worded really differently from any bible ive read..
also, i dont see how a guy can be a prostitute.. he cant get it up on command..
any hot girl wouldnt need to pay a guy (most guys anyways..) to get them to sleep with her.. eh?
so the only girl youre gonna get is the ones that cant get a guy in the first place..
crazy girls
or guys.:punch: :scream:
ChroniC588
11-18-2007, 04:40 AM
why are you quoting a piece of fiction?
because a woman is all fiction.:D
NasTee
11-19-2007, 03:33 AM
which translation is that? its worded really differently from any bible ive read..
also, i dont see how a guy can be a prostitute.. he cant get it up on command..
any hot girl wouldnt need to pay a guy (most guys anyways..) to get them to sleep with her.. eh?
so the only girl youre gonna get is the ones that cant get a guy in the first place..
crazy girls
or guys.:punch: :scream:
I dunno, I had a friend who was raped by a samoan girl, seriously!
After he told me and by the look of his face, I believed him. I have never, ever, heard a dude sound so hurt and violated before. He said he was drunk and he remembers nodding in and out of consciousness when she was working on him, he said he remembered saying no and trying to stop her, but he couldnt because he kept blacking out. I asked him "How'd you get it up?" he said he had no clue, but he just wanted it to stop. Technically rape is when you dont give consent. He felt bad about it for weeks, he said it was one of the worst times of his life, he hated feeling so helpless. He even said that he contemplated screaming for help, but was too shame..
weird times we live in....
kombi731
11-19-2007, 12:49 PM
oh man.. she gave him the ruphee. sound like he was too drunk to @#%. probaly never got it up well thats enough thinking about that
idiosyncratic
11-19-2007, 01:15 PM
hey there's some hawt lookin samoan girls!... that i've met... :naughty:
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dayum.... where'd that happen? KPT? nah... i don't want to know. :really:
Yoherz
11-19-2007, 06:22 PM
which translation is that? its worded really differently from any bible ive read..
also, i dont see how a guy can be a prostitute.. he cant get it up on command..
any hot girl wouldnt need to pay a guy (most guys anyways..) to get them to sleep with her.. eh?
so the only girl youre gonna get is the ones that cant get a guy in the first place..
crazy girls
or guys.:punch: :scream:
Actually, I can get it up on command. :sailor:
Though, I've become so bored with sex that I might even do porn videos since that's what people do when they're completely and totally bored with sex. That or be a man-whore. But of course, I'll only eat out girls or something else.
I dunno, I had a friend who was raped by a samoan girl, seriously!
After he told me and by the look of his face, I believed him. I have never, ever, heard a dude sound so hurt and violated before. He said he was drunk and he remembers nodding in and out of consciousness when she was working on him, he said he remembered saying no and trying to stop her, but he couldnt because he kept blacking out. I asked him "How'd you get it up?" he said he had no clue, but he just wanted it to stop. Technically rape is when you dont give consent. He felt bad about it for weeks, he said it was one of the worst times of his life, he hated feeling so helpless. He even said that he contemplated screaming for help, but was too shame..
weird times we live in....
Yeah, I've heard of that. I've even heard of a woman raping a woman, without a strap-on or a dildo of any kind. Just clit on clit. :eek9:
NasTee
11-19-2007, 10:27 PM
scissor action...
ChroniC588
11-19-2007, 10:38 PM
Hmm...I rather be a man than a man-whore.
A woman who likes you because you good in bed wont stay with you for long.:D
But a woman who likes you because your the man...well...she will stay.;)
After a while bedroom antics gets boring. I rather eat a good steak...now you can never tire of a good steak.:smile2:
BlackSheep25th
12-05-2007, 07:55 PM
Guys cant be whores, then what is Mike Tyson's official title?
Link (http://deadspin.com/sports/mike-tyson/start-saving-up-for-a-good-boning-courtesy-of-mike-tyson-215807.php)
idiosyncratic
12-05-2007, 10:02 PM
mmmm. steak! :facelick:
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now. i'd like to get a piece of that fiction! :woot: j/k j/k :hihi: :grin: :eusa_dance:
kombi731
12-05-2007, 10:22 PM
this thread is still going
classic someone post a pic of a real man whore. or tell him men can't be pros
I was never called a man-whore... but a male slut...
(I was easy)
Yoherz
12-06-2007, 05:47 PM
I actually am a manwhore (technically), so I'm pissing off God by doing that? O_o
BlackSheep25th
12-08-2007, 08:54 PM
Yeah, I've heard of that. I've even heard of a woman raping a woman, without a strap-on or a dildo of any kind. Just clit on clit. :eek9:
Id buy that video, giggitygiggity!
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