HAWAIITALKS!

i need one of these, here. i'm guessing Act162 will participate, too.

yesterday i'm at Chevron filling up gas, and this lazy ass b.itch decides to drive up in the next lane. i saw them ordering food from the BK drive thru a few minutes earlier, so i guess when she was done she realizes she needs to clean out her car for the next round of junk food. so she flies her Mc Donald's SuperSize cup at the rubbish can and misses.

so i look at her and she isn't even paying attention. the mere fact that she attempted to fly the damn cup in the general direction of the rubbish can was good enough for her. so i went to pick it up, glared at her, and threw it away...there was another customer there who saw the lazy b.itch do that too, and he rolled his eyes too.

fcuking lazy-ass irresponsible people!

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to the tourist in kapaa that went through the red light your lucky i was in my egg and not a lifted truck cuz id run your fcuking ass over next time KTNXBYE

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that sux
sweet that you picked it up. I probaly woulda deposited it back into her vehicle.
I HATE that Chevron anyway.. the cost way more than the Kaneohe one and the close early, open late. Run by mahu's too ughh. I got told to beat it at the burger king to. I rode my bike to my bank in the shopping center and decided to go through the drive through. The dining was already closed the place was empty. Does it matter that I am on a bike at that point? hmm still got the beat sign
all in all I still miss Kailua dearly

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oh and drunken bike rides in Kailua FTW
the 4th is coming

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yep. was gonna post up over there, but since you started one here...

large, obese, carbon-based life form attempting to jaywalk across the street in front of Mitsuken this morning, WHILE EATING HIS FRICKIN PLATE LUNCH!

at least LOOK before you step into traffic while feeding your face. luckily, i saw oncoming traffic coming to a screeching, tire-smoking stop, so i stopped as well.

thanks for just taking your sweet-ass time crossing the street, while eating. don't let the fact that you almost got wiped off the face of the planet deter you from your lunch.

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oooh good, that would be fun!

oh! and later, when i left the Chevron and i was going through the parking lot to park at Safeway, this IDIOT in a gold Ford Ranger backs out of his parking space and just goes into the main lane despite the fact that i was driving right there.

i mean WTF? did you just NOT look? or did you see me coming and just not give a fcuk? either way...FCUK YOU, dumbshet!

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s' why i'm hoping to get some air horns installed in my wife's van and T4R this summer if i have some time.

if they can't be bothered to look before changing lanes/backing out, and if they can't hear a stock horn, they should probably be able to hear a set of dual air horns (not the train ones, i don't want to go deaf too).

:chuck_norris: would approve.

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ooh, i'd love to get one of those freaking loud ones...the one they blast and scare all those people with


i would get one just to honk it at people on their cell phones and driving! the price would be worth it.

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I want a cellphone jammer. It could work for about a 200' or so and have a dash button to activate.

Invent me

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driving down h1 im doing 60 maybe in the 55..

im in the middle lane... some stupid girl is in the slow lane..

she for NO FREAKING REASON gets into my lane... she isnt even doing 50...

so i slow down i ended up pretty close to her i get over and pass..

she flips ME off and says some stuff with her window rolled up...


What the heck...


THE SIGN THAT SAYS

SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT

needs to be every 15 feet..

and to all you truck drivers.. and big trucks and city bus

STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE FAST LANE... YOU ARE SLOW YOU DRIVE IN THE SLOW LANE..

now for the bus... if its rush hour... go ahead drive in the fast lane i CAN understand that...

BUT ANY OTHER TIME GET THE HECK OVER...

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^^^^^


gawdd, that shet makes my blood fcuking BOIL in the a.m. (oh, and in the p.m. --hell, anytime)

i swear when i get to work i ALWAYS look like this

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Lois needs this:



Funniest sh!t I've seen in a while!

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damn, i have to wait until i get home!


nasty little IT gnomes who thwart our online goofing-off time.

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Speaking of gas stations... this isn't really a rant, but it's definitely about idiot drivers.

WTF is up with people who pull up to the gas pump on the wrong side and too far away for the hose to reach? Are people really THAT oblivious to their surroundings?

First of all, if there are open pumps on the other side, wouldn't it be easier to pull up to those? So your gas flap is on the right side and you don't have to stretch the hose across your car? Ok, I know that's not always possible, but if you KNOW your gas cap is on the wrong side, wouldn't you want to pull up really close to the pump so the hose will reach?

Man, I swear... if someone doesn't have the situational awareness to handle something as simple and calm as putting in gas, how do they deal with the dynamic hazards of freeway traffic?

Hmm... ok, maybe it IS a rant.

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hmmm. maybe it's because they drive Kias.

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already have 'em.

available in europe and other countries, last i heard, illegal in u.s. for civilian usage.

cb radios with enough power can also bleed over cell phones, unfortunately, the use of linear amplifiers is also illegal...

:chuck_norris: is sad.

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you know i ALMOST never curse...

unless im driving.. thats the only time that i do....

its kinda funny even if im alone i correct myself.. haha..

but man...

ive been giving some serious stink eye..

if looks could kill... id me a mass muderer

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To the yardmen driving 35 MPH on the freeway towing your trailor full of clippings, branches, etc.... get out of the middle lane please.

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to the idiot at the gas station on farrington hwy ..PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR VEHICLE BEFORE YOU PUMP GAS!!! ive never seen that till that day! i didnt know what to think of it! was the guy making his car easier to steal? while he walks into the mart to pay then comes back and fills up gas with his car running? idiot!


to the lady driving 40mph up h2 before ka uka please please please STEP ON THE GAS instead of the BRAKES!

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am all for strict laws against jaywalking! at the same time they need strict laws for people WHO DONT WAIT TILL THE PERSON CROSSES HIS/HER SIDE OF TRAFFIC!!!
am always on the road driving so i see a lot of shet. crossing 4 lanes people come up to the cross walk and wait till the person crosses 1 lane and the zoom pass them! am like wtf thats so dangerous and against the law! fkn jackoss!

i also hate it when people walking in the crosswalk run the first half and then see u want to take the left/right turn in that lane they start walking SUPER SLOW! like turtle !! omg!!! u deserve to get banged!

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anyone want an airhorn from japan that plays the godfather theme, we hooked up to my friends wrx in the mall parking lot over here and it set off alrms on the other side of the mall and on some cars at least 200 feet away.

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I almost got t-boned yesterday by a girl who ran a stop sign. Everybody else noticed the stop sign but she didn't.

one of our employess got a key lime cheesecake from Costco
well he put it on his H2's tire whil;e putting stuff in the hummer. Then he ran it over leaving. HAHAHAHA I called him a retarted driver not idiot driver. Laugh if you see a guy w/ a cheesecake wheel well.

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eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww


bahahaha! if i didn't take a picture of this, you guys would have NEVER believed the Rice/BukBuk action of this car, mere words would have never been able to describe it.

saw this last week, coming on Moanalua Freeway from Kaliherz, Ewa Bound at about 5:15 pm...he took the Shafter offramp.

you can see him glaring at me taking the pic because he probably knows i was going to post it online so people can point and laff.

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Perhaps he was trying to sport a cartoon racecar look? It reminds me of something I've seen before, but I can't place it....