HAWAIITALKS!

spike · 02-08-2010, 10:56 AM

It's his facial expression lol.

KenTwo · 02-08-2010, 03:06 PM

Who wins the low hand?

Dealer: Maod shows a pair of Nines, for high and 7,6,5,3,A, for low
Dealer: Teebee05 shows King Jack high, for high and 7,5,4,3,2, for low

**local808** · 02-09-2010, 03:47 AM

maod...unless teebee05 has a flush

KenTwo · 02-09-2010, 09:09 AM

The flush would take the high, but I don't get why teebee wins the low.

**Udrivecrap** · 02-09-2010, 09:23 AM

^^ looks like because of the 7,6 to the 7,5.. doesn't matter about the ace and the deuce.

Outsider · 02-09-2010, 12:29 PM

Probably because the King and Jack are gay-lovers and society won't accept that, so they lose.

KenTwo · 02-10-2010, 11:44 AM

How does a waterless urinal work?

spike · 02-13-2010, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by KenTwo

How does a waterless urinal work?

it looks like it works with suction and some hardcore urinal biscuit.

**Udrivecrap** · 02-13-2010, 01:38 PM

that sounds painful

spike · 02-13-2010, 02:19 PM

you pee into it btw. doesn't latch on or anything.

Outsider · 02-14-2010, 12:34 AM

...and here I thought you had to put your shaleley in a vacuum hose and flip the switch. If it was like that, I know some guys that would NEVER leave the bathroom!!

spike · 02-14-2010, 01:21 AM

sorry to disappoint:

suction is caused by a difference in pressure, not by a compressor. :P

KenTwo · 02-14-2010, 09:31 AM

What is the sealant liquid? Something less dense then urine?\

spike · 02-14-2010, 10:33 AM

Hard to tell, its actually not visible when you are looking down, there's some kind of guard that keeps you from peeing directly on it. My guess is that it's some kind of gel. It looks like a solid (its the thing that I first thought was a urinal biscuit)

**looney bin resident** · 02-14-2010, 11:01 AM

If there was powdered water, what would you add to it?

spike · 02-14-2010, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by looney bin resident

If there was powdered water, what would you add to it?

oxygen.

KenTwo · 02-14-2010, 10:53 PM

Is it true that giftcards/certificates in Hawaii don't expire? What if it says its expired, how can you redeem it?

**zerozero** · 02-15-2010, 12:34 PM

if it's a gift card the company issued as a promotion - they can expire

if it's a gift card someone paid cash for - they cannot

I believe you (a business) have to register your gift cards that are unused after 2 years with some bullsh*t state department of do nothing.

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**zerozero** · 02-15-2010, 12:36 PM

If you meet some superhot she devil and want to have some doggy style - does the tail get in the way?

maybe if you stuff is long enough it doesn't matter?

anyone?

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Act162this · 02-15-2010, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by zerozero

If you meet some superhot she devil and want to have some doggy style - does the tail get in the way?

maybe if you stuff is long enough it doesn't matter?

anyone?

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duct tape or staples fixes everything.

spike · 02-16-2010, 02:00 PM

I would make sure its actually a tail first before proceeding.

Act162this · 02-16-2010, 02:32 PM

Crying game action ftmfl?

Scubaru · 02-18-2010, 09:25 AM

So let say you met a woman: she's pretty, great hygiene, wonderful conversational skillz, can cook, and is extremely "flexible & experienced" in the bedroom. What can you use to take out water spots from your car's windshield?

Act162this · 02-18-2010, 10:18 AM

hammer?

spike · 02-18-2010, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scubaru

So let say you met a woman: she's pretty, great hygiene, wonderful conversational skillz, can cook, and is extremely "flexible & experienced" in the bedroom. What can you use to take out water spots from your car's windshield?

Easy. You make her take them out.